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Modern Dumbass

by Problem Child

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TV fucker Eyes are red Close the blinds Go brain dead Living is for suckers Humans stink of loneliness The American Dream is capital punishment I need a peer group like a hole in my head Anything for the sake of comfort and progress Consume, live, and die
2.
Running late for work Can't find my keys Under a microscope Crawling on my knees Rewarded with a coupon For a discount at the grocery store I caught a glimpse of the sunset It only burned my eyes Sweat on my collar Smile on my face No wife, no kids, running in place That empty room is laughing at me Takeout menus carefully placed A constant reminder of failure to exist When you can't fill the void A purchase can be made A channel could be surfed A child could be saved Dying for the smell of finance Yearning for the taste of alcohol A social gathering A comfortable recliner On the coffee table Amongst coasters and magazines Collecting dust A constant reminder of failure to exist
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Happiness 01:36
Sunday paper super market specials Local organic coffee establishment Nuclear household Television programming Cat people / dog people Sometimes it does hurt to try Water cooler rituals Golf cart crossing Sometimes it does hurt to try 3 months salary Carefree lifestyles Happy hour sports broadcast Vitamin C and parsley Divorce papers Get well soon cards Sunday mass Teen suicide rates Tabloid celebrity drug addiction Death and disease
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Glue Trap 02:02
The suburbs are breeding Filling with scum Content with surroundings Classist wasteland Find your way in Exploit a trend Beating a dead horse Shit eating grin Missed the boat, it's a new generation Teenage animosity, misguided aggravation Come on baby, check out my brand new aesthetic Nostalgia meets ignorance Fueled by web presence The art of going nowhere fast
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Dominator 00:40
Always watching Obsessed with power Ruthless bastards Obey your master Put on your badge, punch the clock, and start the beatings Lesser privileged citizens are either starving, dead, or pleading Bait the public, "to serve and protect" Bend over and obey or get a bullet in the head Always watching Obsessed with power Ruthless bastards Obey your master I feel like someone is after me
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Bootlicker 01:37
Anxiety leaves me trembling I gotta find a way out The future is a bore I'm whiny and I'm sore Treat me like an animal The problems of my youth Stick to me like glue Drown me in a tub of bleach My hands are painted red I should be fucking dead Mutilation isn't cheap No guidance No saving grace Lack of motivation Diagnosed a failure Loser with no stakes No future, no hope Looking for that ledge
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Nightcrawler 02:46
Caveman brow and muscle tone Tight white shirt bleached with cheap cologne Inebriated struggled groans God forbid you go home alone Pissed on every hydrant, barking like a dog Alpha scent reigns true amongst a drunken fog Nights are hazy, this is habit I don't get it, I don't get it How's it working out for you? Prowl the streets Drag your knuckles on the bar What's that line again? Have I seen you here before? Castrate the Y generation Death to the rapist population I'm ashamed to be a man Dissociate the best I can What will the boys think?

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released November 3, 2016

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